Sunnuntaisin kielekettä kissa, meikki ja charm blog maskot, vol. 268

March 21, 2023

who is Tabs the Cat? Noin kuusi vuotta sitten olen ystävällinen, kirpputon tabby kissa, jossa on huono matoja. Voisin nähdä, että hän laskenut kovaa aikoina, mutta hänen syvällinen tietämys korkean muotin ja tavaratalon kosmetiikka johti minua uskomaan, että hän oli paljon enemmän kuin silmä. Meistä tuli nopeat ystävät, ja nyt hän on itse asiassa pomo (ja onnistunut kitty malli).

Joita se voi koskettaa:

This sucks.


My assistant took the day off today to go galavanting with her — whatever, someone she knows — against my objections, so I’ve had to fend for myself. Of course, she also neglected to prepare sufficient gravy for me before leaving, and there appears to be something wrong with the device she uses to protected access to the cans. I am not sure, but I believe the apparatus is incompatible with my delicate paws.

Needless to say, today has been…less than fruitful. I am hungry, fussy and bored. I will have to take this up with my assistant when she returns, because this kind of overlook is completely unacceptable.

Other than the weekend being a complete bust, I did turn in some stellar kitty modeling work, if I do say so myself. last week I modeled for Benefit, urban Decay and a few other brands. one of the photographers was so amazed by my work that he called me a modeling savant.


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I would have felt much more flattered if the observation hadn’t been so obvious.

Per usual, I am reprinting the modeling campaign photos here in my online portfolio. I hope you are as amazed by them as I am.




For the record, I do not now, nor have I ever, had a problem with cat dander. fur & Shoulders is just a sponsor of mine. nothing more.

P.S. I would be remiss if I failed to remind you of this week’s $50 Sephora gift card giveaway. My assistant typically issues these announcements, but as she is currently neglecting her duties, I shall take up her slack. The giveaway ends on Monday at midnight. onnea. -Tabs