Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, frequently regarded as “the world’s first plus-size kitty supermodel.” founded in mid 2012, it has swiftly become the most widely syndicated cat recommendations column on earth — known for its fresh, feline perspective on lifestyle, fashion and style issues affecting cats and humans.
Fur to dye for?
DEAR TABBY: one of my roommate cats, Fluffy, has started going gray. She’s developing patches of salt-and-pepper fur, but the thing is, she’s only four years old!
The other day we were outside trying to find lizards together when a tomcat walked by. He gestured toward fluffy and asked, “mrow?” Is she your mommy cat?
MAINOS
Um…I flipped out. Tabby, fluffy is only six months older than me.
Fluffy didn’t seem to mind, but I suggested that she dye her fur. I’ve seen some really trendy styles (I love lion cuts) and dye jobs online.
I’ve been toying with the idea of unusual her with a complimentary trip to the kitty salon, but what do you think, Tabby? would it be an proper gift?
MAINOS
Kissat ja meikkipaita?
42 dollaria
Osta nyt
— helpful in Houston
DEAR HELPFUL: Unless you want a big surprise of your own (in the shape of sharp claws and a really angry cat), don’t do it.
I know that in today’s kitten-obessed culture, going gray early isn’t always checked out in a positive light, but it must be. a lot of cats don’t mind, and some even sport the look on purpose, believing it makes them look a lot more distinguished.
My advice: learn to accept and appreciate your roommate for the kitty she is.
A not-so-model citizen
DEAR TABBY: My co-worker, Buttons, is always asking to borrow money for gravy and catnip, and I normally say yes. but it makes me uncomfortable. We work together at the same kitty modeling agency and see each other every day.
Yesterday at Petco buttons asked me for 69 cents to get a can of fancy Feast. I lied and told him that I didn’t have any money on me, but when I went up to the register to get my gravy with my VISA debit card, buttons pranced over and told the cashier to also ring up his can on my card.
Olin järkyttynyt! Hermo…
I work hard for my gravy, Tabby, but I wouldn’t mind so much if buttons reciprocated. Of course, he never does. Mitä minun täytyy tehdä? I’m saving up for grad school ideal now (I just got accepted into UC Davis’ Catnip Cultivation program), so I need every penny.
— Ticked in Tampa
DEAR TICKED: That is annoying! way I see it, you can manage it in one of two ways.
You could take the cat by the claws and assertively tell buttons to knock it off, or you can bide your time until you leave for school.
Whatever you decide, don’t feel bad. You’re not in the wrong. buttons is taking advantage.
Office romances: yea or nay?
DEAR TABBY: What are your thoughts on inter-office romances? Specifically, I’m referring to two assistants dating.
My executive assistant, Charlene, whom I’ve worked with considering that I was a kitten, has been spending a great deal of time at another assistant’s office.
The assistant’s name is Bob, and he lives in the apartment or condo next door.
Bob moved in about six months ago, and I recognized his potential shortly after he arrived. He’s friendly, professional, attentive, and gifted in kitty massage. Tabby, he has all the makings of an exemplary executive assistant.
Charlene need to have observed it, too, because she and Bob have been getting along swimmingly. Either she’s at his office, or he’s at ours.
In a way, I have access to two assistants — which I love! I can send Bob out to get gravy while Charlene brushes my fur.
It’s fantastic!
But I’m worried…
What if their relationship sours? I don’t want to have to choose sides.
— Living large in Los Angeles
DEAR LIVING LARGE: This may sound old-fashioned, but I’m not a huge fan of inter-office romances.
I know they’re common nowadays, but they can be bad news if things don’t work out. and that kind of distraction could be bad for business.
With that said, you’re in a hard spot. It sounds like you have access to two great assistants.
Now, I know another cat who was in a similar situation, and he tried to sabotage the relationship by shredding the office furniture and kicking kitty litter onto the floor.
It did not go well. Both assistants ended up treating him like the villain.
In this case, I think your only option is to opt for the flow. Neither you nor I can predict the future, but there is a lesson here. next time, make sure your company has a policy against inter-office fraternization.
A difficult toy situation
DEAR TABBY: At a charity gala I recently attended, all of the cat guests were asked to leave their toys at the door, as the host had “a thing” about clutter, and didn’t want fuzzy mice and crinkly balls all over the living room (her words).
Wanting to honor the host’s wishes, I left my faVorite sulka teaser ovella.
Valitettavasti se varastettiin.
Otin yhteyttä isännän jälkeen puolueen jälkeen, ja he anteeksi, mutta minusta tuntuu, että he ovat tehneet jotain korvaamaan minua, kun otetaan huomioon, että en olisi koskaan tuonut teaserini kanssani, jos olisin tunnettu aika, että en ollut menossa voi tuoda sen sisään.
Kysyn liikaa, tabby? Se oli suosikkini sulka lelu.
– korostaen Sausalito
Hyvä korostus: Mikä tapahtui oli erittäin valitettavaa, mutta ota se hyödylliseksi oppitunniksi.
Jos olet koskaan asettanut samanlaiseen tilanteeseen uudelleen, pyydä isäntä turvallisten lelujen erillisessä lukitussa huoneessa tai älä anna heitä lainkaan.
Vaihtoehtoisesti, jos Executive Assistant osallistuu samaan tapahtumaan, pyydä häntä pitämään lelut sinulle.
Kuten isäntän vastuu tappiosta, hyvin, jokainen isäntä on erilainen. Voisit kertoa heille, että teaserillä oli suuri tunteellinen arvo, joka on totta. Jos heillä on kaikki luokka, heidän on palautettava sinulle.
Toe trauma
Hyvä Tabby: Assiant Charlie ja olen työskennellyt yhdessä noin vuoden ajan, ja me pääsemme hyvin, mutta hänellä on kiusallinen tapa …
Hän ei koskaan kiinnitä varmanilmiaan, ja he ovat pidempään kuin minun kynnet! Kun hän perheeni lemmikkii minua jalkansa kanssa, se on kuin eagle hyökkää.
Se on vastenmielinen ja kiusallinen, tabby, varsinkin kun hän käyttää flip-flopsia julkisesti.
Olen kertonut hänelle “Meow!” Leikkaa toenails! Mutta hän vain ohittaa minut tai hieroo leukaani.
Charlie on suuri, mutta tämä ongelma ei ole. Auta minua, tabby. Kuinka saan Charlie ottaa varmansailiaan paljon vakavammin?
– Vexed in Vermontissa
Hyvä Vexed: Hauska mainitset tämän, koska minäkin palvelin miesten avustajaa poikkeuksellisen pitkät kynnet.
Olen kohdannut häntä siitä useaan kertaan, mutta kuten avustajasi, hän vain jättää minut tai hieroo leuani (miksi he tekevät aina niin?).
Ehkä avustajan kammottava toenail-huolto johtuu kiireisestä aikataulusta. Tai ehkä hän vain pitää ulkoasua.
Muu kuin kysymällä hienosti, en ole varma, mitä muuta voit tehdä. Luulen, että voisit varata hänelle tapaamisen paikallisella kynsien kauneushoitolalla – paljon tarjota miesten manikyyriä ja pedikyyrejä näinä päivinä.
Pidä minut lähetetty tähän. I’m interested to hear what happens.
Will the real Dear Tabby please stand up?
DEAR TABBY: I’ve been reading your column for years. Rakastan sitä! but I need to know — are you a human or a real cat?
— curious in Calabasas
DEAR CURIOUS: There was a rumor going around that my column was actually scribed by a short, sassy, makeup-loving cat lady, but I assure you, that rumor was false.
I am 100-percent pure cat, and I write every word of my columns.
MAINOS
From one feline to another, thank you for reading Dear Tabby, and have a great night.
Ystävällinen naapurustossa valitusmuutokset,
Karen ja välilehdet
